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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day explaining simple eligibility rules to confused humans.
Professional gatekeeper of the bureaucratic labyrinth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy with zero human error.
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denies thousands of applications in milliseconds
You navigate complex policy manuals and field endless calls about claim status and missing documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a claimant is lying through their teeth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual lookups are replaced by a fast semantic search engine.
Month 4
An AI agent handles all incoming calls with simulated patience.
Month 8
Decision trees automatically approve or deny claims based on logic.
Month 12
Robotic monitoring flags all discrepancies without needing human eyes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs self-sufficiently, removing the need for human advocates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
14 minutes
Average call duration
Zero
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A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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