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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou turn human suffering into binary codes for a living.
Paper-pusher extraordinaire with a PhD in crushing hopes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying claims with perfect cold efficiency.
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processes 5000 claims while you eat lunch
Reviewing medical reports and financial records to decide who gets government support. Filing strict compliance documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a applicant is lying during a phone interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
OCR software reads the medical files instead of your eyes.
Week 9
Algorithm maps the points-based scoring system into decision trees.
Month 5
Voice AI handles the verification calls with scripted precision.
Month 7
Machine generates the rejection letters using standard legal templates.
Month 10 · D-Day
Human access to the internal database is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
12
Average files closed per hour
88 percent
Denial rate
44
Paper cuts per quarter
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated denial portal.
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