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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified spreadsheet filter waiting for a faster macro to arrive.
Professional gatekeeper of the government's metaphorical filing cabinet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
oof.you▸ POLICYPILOT 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all applications in milliseconds
You verify applicant eligibility against complex policy documents and manually update case files. Your job is data processing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific hesitation in a claimant's voice during a phone review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent auto-tags all cases by urgency and document completeness.
Month 4
AI models generate the boring letters you spend hours typing.
Month 8
Robotic bots pull financial data directly from banking APIs.
Month 13
Rule-based engines replace your interpretation of complex eligibility laws.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server turns off your login and you become entirely optional.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 per shift
Avg files processed
400 pages
Policy documents memorized
3 strong ones
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-bureaucratic island.
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