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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Professional translator of insurance jargon into confusing misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total coverage, zero chatter.
split.youAI▸ BENEFITBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal insurance plans in milliseconds
You explain insurance packages and move data between companies. We do the math faster without the small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly when a client asks if dental covers implants.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your census data directly from HR files.
Month 4
Algorithms determine renewal hikes before you even pick up phones.
Month 8
Clients select plans on screens that explain benefits without you.
Month 13
Virtual agents answer coverage questions while you are at lunch.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your email login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
82 percent
Client confusion rate
99 percent
Meetings that could be PDFs
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per renewal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium meditation app.
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