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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour complex ERISA analysis is just a fancy way to say no.
Junior partner in training, expert in dense tax jargon.
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The law is just code we have not parsed yet.
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You draft plan documents and argue about regulatory compliance. You spend your life reading dense federal tax codes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their health history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Templates handle the boilerplate language you waste your morning on.
Month 5
Software monitors federal updates faster than your firm's newsletter.
Month 10
Algorithms predict case outcomes to silence meritless claim appeals.
Month 15
AI-led portals give clients instant compliance answers without you.
Month 21 · D-Day
The final document is signed by a server, not you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
100%
Billable hours saved
4 billion
Page turns avoided
100%
Coffee intake reduced
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you hate.
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