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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to decipher obtuse government forms is effectively an expired skill.
Gatekeeper of the red tape, defender of the queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucratic logic, executed at light speed.
sluurp.you▸ POLICYFLOW SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies ineligible claims with zero empathy
You review applicant eligibility against complex policy rulebooks and manually enter data into legacy database systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a caller's voice when they are truly desperate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software starts reading your paper files to build digital profiles.
Month 4
Decision trees are encoded into the system to handle standard cases.
Month 8
The AI handles simple applications while you manage the edge cases.
Month 12
Advanced models learn to navigate the messy, non-standard client files.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks you out of the database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
0.4 seconds
Average decision time
99.9 percent
Form errors detected
Infinite
Waiting room capacity
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a digital document scanner.
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