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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour complex spreadsheets are just noise for our optimization engine.
Professional slide-deck filler and insurance policy peddler.
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blub.you▸ BENEFITOPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates open enrollment period in four minutes
You spend all day comparing health insurance plans and retirement contribution data for bored corporate HR departments. Then you format the boring results into slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their premium increased.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An agent scrapes all your client insurance documents into a database.
Month 4
The engine runs automated policy comparisons for every corporate account.
Month 7
Clients click a button to see their own benefit analysis.
Month 11
Software generates the pitch decks that you usually spend days building.
Month 12 · D-Day
The client platform notifies you that your login is no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Slides produced weekly
3 seconds
Average policy analysis time
99 percent
HR meetings avoided
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last slide deck.
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