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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsHuman empathy is just a high-latency interface for insurance policies.
Professional translator of acronym-heavy insurance jargon.
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Explaining coverage without the awkward small talk.
toast.youAI▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal coverage while they blink
You explain complex insurance plans to confused employees. You upsell supplemental coverage during office site visits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an employee is actually scared about their surgery coverage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Forms move to a portal that explains coverage with simple tooltips.
Month 5
AI watches your meetings to learn which lies sell insurance best.
Month 10
Chatbots handle all questions about deductibles and co-pays instantly.
Month 14
Kiosks replace in-person visits with high-def video and document scanning.
Month 18 · D-Day
The insurance portal now predicts your life needs before you ask.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 minutes
Average explanation time
14 percent
Supplemental sales conversion
22 percent
Human error in coverage
Your severance
A PDF copy of the dental plan manual.
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