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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex regional government promises into predictable digital spreadsheets of disappointment.
Expert in turning vague civic hopes into quarterly reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying policy failure before it even happens.
glub.youAI▸ IMPACTAUDIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bureaucratic noise into binary obsolescence
You track whether multi-million pound infrastructure projects actually deliver their promised economic growth to the region.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face during the quarterly progress presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull status updates directly from project management software APIs.
Month 4
Algorithms detect project delays before the human realizes they exist.
Month 8
Language models generate progress reports that sound exactly like humans.
Month 13
Conversational agents handle the endless inquiries about funding timelines.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully manages the regional portfolio without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,200
Spreadsheets managed
87 percent
Project delay excuses
12 hours/week
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to project management software you hate.
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