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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell spreadsheets that tell CEOs they can pay people less.
Professional dream-seller, part-time spreadsheet optimist.
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Closing the deal without the lunch.
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automates commission structures for zero gain
You pitch payroll compliance and health plans to small business owners. Then you wait for underwriting approval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the owner is about to fire everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your prospect list is uploaded to an aggressive predictive model.
Month 5
Smart agents send personalized pitches that actually get replies.
Month 10
Clients click self-service portals instead of listening to you talk.
Month 16
Dynamic AI pricing removes the need for your negotiation buffer.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system auto-signs the contract while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Unlimited
Cold calls avoided daily
100%
Coffee budget saved
99%
Percentage of lies automated
Your severance
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