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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist to explain policies that a chatbot can summarize instantly.
Expert in navigating the endless labyrinth of HR portals.
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No humans, just instant policy compliance.
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filters infinite open-enrollment tickets without blinking
You interpret employee benefits plans and answer endless emails about dental coverage and 401k eligibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care when an employee describes their bizarre medical situation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent starts answering all basic password and portal queries.
Week 8
Language models parse every legal document to find exact policy answers.
Month 3
Vision systems read and file your manual enrollment forms instantly.
Month 5
Your software connects directly to insurance providers to resolve claims.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs itself entirely and the position is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
112
Emails answered daily
4,000
Policy documents read
24
Eye rolls per meeting
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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