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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling HR software to people who hate HR is a losing battle.
Prospecting harder than a gold miner in 1849.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
stretchy.youAI▸ BENEFITBOT ENTERPRISE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire contract negotiation loop
You pitch complex benefits packages and compliance software to stressed companies. You survive on demos and cold calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a prospect is lying about their actual budget for benefits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghosting your prospects with more personalized lies than you.
Month 5
Voice bots handle initial qualification using real-time objection handling data.
Month 10
Clients click buttons instead of listening to your rehearsed presentation.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate pricing based on thousands of real-time market signals.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your CRM account is archived and the server lights go dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
4 minutes
Demo duration
0 dollars
Commission structure
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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