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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMeasuring your obsolescence one stitch at a time.
Obsessed with inseams and the tragedy of dropped hems.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drape, zero human error.
squeeze.you▸ FITMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans body and cuts fabric instantly
You draft patterns, hand-stitch canvas, and perform endless fittings. Soon, a laser will do it faster and better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the existential dread of a client who gained three pounds.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution LiDAR replaces your tape measure for exact body capture.
Month 10
Generative software produces perfect patterns without wasting expensive cloth.
Month 20
Precision robotic arms cut fabric with zero frayed edges.
Year 2.5
Industrial vision-guided machines perform blind stitches invisible to the human eye.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop closes as the machine produces fully finished suits on demand.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200
Average chalk markings
12%
Human error rate
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium polyester thread.
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