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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTrading your soul for a shift managing digital kiosks and disappointment.
Professional dream-crusher and kiosk babysitter extraordinaire.
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bzzt.youAI▸ ODDSBOT TERMINAL X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes cash payouts with zero human empathy
You process bets, pay out winnings, and manage the shop floor chaos while staring at screens all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can calm down a furious gambler at midnight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Touch-screens now replace your basic terminal help-desk duties.
Month 6
CCTV uses image analysis to monitor shop security automatically.
Month 12
Cash-recycling machines handle all customer winnings and deposits.
Month 18
One off-site supervisor remotely controls all shop floor settings.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and requires no staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 seconds
Average customer patience
hourly
Coffee consumption frequency
High
Probability of cleaning vomit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our despair-tracking mobile app.
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