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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour truck-based tetris is just an algorithm waiting for a pallet.
Professional pallet-jockey with a back that hurts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect shelves every time, no breaks required.
split.you▸ FLEETBOT LOGISTICS UNIT 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks entire aisles in under ten minutes
You manually load, transport, and stack soda displays in retail stores. Efficiency is your only true metric.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate shelf space with a store manager who hates change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI takes over the ordering process using store scan data.
Month 12
Robotic arms build your truck pallets without human interaction.
Year 2
Self-driving logistics vehicles replace your morning truck route.
Year 3
Cameras tell robots exactly where to place every single bottle.
Year 4 · D-Day
The warehouse-to-shelf pipeline runs fully without any human help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
250 plus
Cases moved hourly
too many
Back strain events
99.9 percent
Pallet stacking accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm diet cola.
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