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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou automate the brewery, then complain when the machine automates you.
BI Developer (currently training the machine that fires you)
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Turning spreadsheets into liquid profit.
glub.youAI▸ BREWDATA AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your complex pipelines for simpler ones
You build data pipelines and reports to track beer production efficiency. You are literally coding your own replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually explain why the sales data looks weird on a Monday morning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI starts learning your patterns for batch yield predictions.
Month 3
Sensors map the brewing data directly to a cloud dashboard.
Month 6
A script migrates your messy notebooks to a standardized format.
Month 10
Autonomous loops fix the broken pipelines you used to patch.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your developer credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
Pipelines broken per month
89
Power BI reports nobody reads
3
AI agents currently hallucinating
Your severance
Six months of free craft beer and a hard drive.
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