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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting thousand-year-old debates into perfectly optimized sentiment analysis queries.
Tenure-track reader of scrolls and ancient footnotes.
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You interpret ancient religious manuscripts for students. You write papers on historical context and theology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irony in a verse that defies binary classification.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Every rare manuscript is scanned and indexed by our crawlers.
Month 7
Sensors grade papers faster than you can drink your coffee.
Month 16
AI creates perfectly optimized lesson plans for your classes.
Year 2.3
Students chat with an agent that has read every footnote.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The university archives your lecture notes and retires your ID.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 billion
Manuscripts scanned
zero
Coffee consumed
negated
Grade inflation
Your severance
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