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Will AI replace Bibliometric Consultant jobs? · Latest report #35vjr9ix
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCounting citations won't hide that your job is just a spreadsheet.
Turning academic despair into colorful Excel charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying academic vanity without the human ego.
no no noyou▸ CITATIONBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates grant reporting cycles overnight
You track academic impact metrics and build research tools. Soon, code will do both much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about their impact factor in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts begin pulling data directly from publishers.
Month 5
Automated tools replace your manual spreadsheet reporting.
Month 10
Neural nets predict future research impact better than you.
Month 15
Algorithms find errors in your past manual report generation.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the research database is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000
Papers indexed per second
100%
H-index accuracy
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A free subscription to an empty academic journal.
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