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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsHunting for bargains in digital junkyards until the algorithm notices you.
Professional marketplace scavenger and amateur bicycle mechanic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated arbitrage for the two-wheeled market.
ow.youAI▸ CYCLESCANNER PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snipes auctions three milliseconds before close
You scour online marketplaces for undervalued used bikes, then clean or fix them to sell for a profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a bent derailleur hanger just by the way a bike rolls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots automatically index every bike listing across every local marketplace.
Week 6
AI models predict the exact market price for any frame condition.
Month 3
Software outbids you instantly on any item below market value.
Month 5
Vision models flag structural rust or frame damage from photos.
Month 7 · D-Day
The market is flooded with optimized listings you can't match.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
45 dollars
Average margin per frame
12 units
Grease stains per week
9 hours
Time spent refreshing pages
Your severance
A lifetime supply of biodegradable chain degreaser.
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