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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling bikes to people who already know the frame geometry better.
Expert at explaining gears to people who won't listen.
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The bike expert that never gets annoyed.
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recommends bikes based on customer insecurity
You explain frame sizes and derailleur specs to customers. You track inventory and process sales through a POS.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper records move to a screen that customers touch.
Month 7
Sensors measure the customer instead of you guessing their size.
Month 16
Robotic arms sort the warehouse while you sit in back.
Year 2.1
The bike is unlocked by an app after the payment clears.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store becomes a self-service bike locker with no humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 minutes
Average sales pitch length
4
Customers ignored per hour
31 percent
Bikes test ridden and returned
Your severance
One lightly used inner tube and a thank you.
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