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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better click-through rate is over.
Professional spreadsheet monkey for global ad spend
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Automated spend for maximum conversion rates
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adjusts bids every millisecond
You shuffle numbers in ad platforms to hit KPIs. The machines do it faster and without lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the algorithm failed them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms handle all manual bid changes for your current accounts.
Month 4
Dashboards pull data and write excuses for poor performance automatically.
Month 8
Language models write all your headlines and descriptions instantly.
Month 13
Unified software manages spend across every channel without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency cancels your login credentials to cut overhead costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero
Manual bid adjustments
Nonexistent
Campaign drift
Irrelevant
Coffee consumption
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