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Week 4
AI models write your workflows better and faster than you can.
Month 5
Smart agents detect schema drift and patch the code automatically.
Month 10
Autonomous systems resize and spin down compute clusters without input.
Month 15
Natural language interfaces replace your need to write raw SQL.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly without your intervention or middle-of-the-night pings.
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