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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for your wasted weekends.
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glub.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags accounting errors at light speed
You spend all night auditing massive datasets and formatting financial reports for clients who never read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight, exhausted face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull financial data directly from client servers without asking questions.
Month 5
Logic gates spot ledger discrepancies faster than your tired eyes.
Month 10
Software writes the audit memos while you sleep through the alarm.
Month 15
An AI predicts the partner's feedback so no one has to.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final spreadsheet is locked and your access is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000
Spreadsheets formatted yearly
180
Nights spent in office
4 gallons
Coffee consumed per audit
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company branded mug.
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