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Will AI replace Big Law Associate jobs? · Latest report #dev622ki
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six-minute increments, but your brain has none to spare.
Junior associate drowning in discovery documents and bad coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
squeeze.youAI▸ LITIGATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters discovery documents with cold indifference
You draft endless legal briefs, review discovery documents, and endure sleepless nights to satisfy demanding senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a partner is lying about the client's actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Algorithms begin summarizing discovery documents faster than a human ever could.
Month 4
Templates replace your repetitive motions and routine correspondence emails.
Month 11
Partners realize they prefer AI that doesn't need to sleep.
Month 17
AI predicts judge rulings and replaces your legal strategy memos.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm deletes your login and replaces you with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4 Liters
Average weekly caffeine intake
360s
Seconds per billable unit
12
Partners ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin with no Wi-Fi.
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