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Will AI replace Biglaw Associate jobs? · Latest report #52knztq9
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSix-figure salary for proofreading PDFs that no one actually reads.
Junior associate (currently billing in fifteen-minute increments)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite billable hour machine.
help!you▸ LITIGABOT V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates document discovery across thousands of files
Associates draft endless motions, conduct document discovery, and manage complex litigation timelines for senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a hostile email from a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems begin automating routine discovery and privilege logging tasks.
Month 5
Software templates generate standard motions and briefs from client inputs.
Month 10
Smart tracking removes the need for manual hourly entry.
Month 16
Agentic models replace legal research with direct case synthesis.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm operates at full capacity without junior-level human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85
Average weekly hours
6 liters
Coffee consumption
High
Deprecation probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite legal database.
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