Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Biglaw Business Development jobs? · Latest report #626ei8xr
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling billable hours is a vanity metric; algorithms sell them better.
Professional pitch-polisher and CRM-data-entry-enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the partner wakes up.
help!youAI▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates win-loss reports while you sleep
You draft pitches, track firm credentials, and hunt for billable targets. Your CRM is your only personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a managing partner is hungover.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull deal data directly from time entry systems.
Month 4
Language models generate client-specific slides in seconds.
Month 8
Automated crawlers fill out legal ranking forms with zero errors.
Month 12
Algorithms track partner billables to identify cross-selling opportunities.
Month 14 · D-Day
The firm cancels your seat and runs everything via API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1400/daily
Cold emails sent
99%
Irrelevant client alerts
88%
Partner ignored emails
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Human Pitcher".
Discussion
