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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Billboard Sales Representative jobs? · Latest report #xf35yt92
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour inventory is static, but your replacement will be purely programmatic.
Professional dream seller and high-traffic area enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning pavement into profit without the pitch.
sluurp.you▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auctions ad space every millisecond
You pitch high-traffic advertising spots to agencies. You manage contracts for physical outdoor signage space and occupancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All physical signage slots are cataloged into a global real-time database.
Month 5
Email agents handle all initial cold outreach and discovery questions.
Month 10
Pricing fluctuates automatically based on live traffic and demand data.
Month 15
Ad buyers bid directly against each other without any human interference.
Month 21 · D-Day
The final human sales contract expires and the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per pitch
12 errors
Contract errors per quarter
Your severance
A laminated map of the city and a handshake.
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