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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou sell empty rectangles on highways that nobody looks at anymore.
Cold-caller extraordinaire of giant metal rectangles.
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Programmatic placement for the physical world.
help!youAI▸ ADPITCH-AUTO 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates site bidding and contract signing
You cold-call businesses to pitch high-cost vinyl or digital ad space on metal structures along busy roads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a local business owner into a contract over a lukewarm lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery feeds analyze traffic flows and visibility metrics automatically.
Month 5
Smart agents send personalized ad proposals directly to client marketing portals.
Month 10
Real-time bidding engines replace your manual price negotiations for display space.
Month 15
Software tracks land renewals and automatically triggers digital renewal contracts.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system fully manages the inventory lifecycle without human sales intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
97 percent
Average rejection rate
85 attempts
Cold calls per day
0 dollars
Value of cold coffee
Your severance
One free billboard space for your own resignation letter.
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