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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA glorified asset manager who hasn't realized he is the asset.
Professional hoarder of capital and tax loopholes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure optimization without the private jet overhead.
splat.you▸ WEALTHBOT ULTRA V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets with absolute clinical indifference
Managing massive portfolios, attending high-stakes board meetings, and making decisions that impact thousands of employees' livelihoods.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can buy a sports team just for the vibes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 1.9
Algorithms start mirroring your investment strategy with better math.
Year 5
AI takes over the actual allocation of your venture capital.
Year 14
The board prefers the machine's lack of emotional baggage.
Year 22
Automated donation cycles replace your public image building.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your net worth is now just a dataset for better models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
8 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
too high
Net worth volatility
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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