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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour portfolio of empty promises is about to be liquidated.
Professional check-writer and long-term tax optimization enthusiast.
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split.you▸ ALTRUIST-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes tax havens for maximum moral signaling
You delegate moral responsibility to boards and write checks until your tax bill reaches an acceptable level.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which gala dinner to attend in a custom tuxedo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Algorithms identify which causes yield the best public relations return.
Month 8
Digital signatures replace your physical pen for all outgoing transfers.
Month 16
AI systems directly wire funds to recipients without board approval.
Year 2
Voice models generate your keynote speeches with perfect, humble inflections.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The AI handles the entire foundation while you are fully obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
99.9 percent
Tax deductions claimed
12 million
Foundation staff salaries
6 daily
Self-congratulatory tweets
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open To Work'.
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