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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsWealth accumulation is linear, but your PR team is completely obsolete.
Professional heir, venture enthusiast, and expert at failing upwards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized legacy management without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ DYNASTYSIM V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during market panic
You manage dynastic assets, engage in performative philanthropy, and maintain an impossibly curated personal brand for the public eye.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, chaotic talent for making bad decisions look like visionary genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins generating all your public statements to maximize approval ratings without your input.
Year 4
A quantitative model takes over your investment portfolio to remove the bias of your erratic intuition.
Year 12
Deepfake avatars attend all physical engagements so you can stop leaving your private island entirely.
Year 22
Board members replace your vote with a high-trust consensus engine that doesn't hold grudges.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your digital legacy is merged into a static, tax-efficient archive that generates revenue indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2%
Legacy impact score
99.9%
Charity gala efficiency
0%
PR scandal probability
Your severance
One free NFT of your own company logo.
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