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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Bio-Cryptographic Trustee jobs? · Latest report #wnsa5n3w
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour decaying cellular matter is an expensive, unreliable, and slow hash function.
High-net-worth biological entropy generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security without the rotting middleman.
stretchy.youAI▸ ENTROPY-VAULT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
digitizes your biological signature permanently
You guard high-value assets with your DNA and biological life. We prefer machines that don't age.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a unique, unrepeatable tragic weight to the act of signing a transaction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your DNA entropy to a stable algorithmic constant.
Month 10
Quantum systems simulate your biological decay patterns in real-time.
Year 2
Lawyers update trust protocols to accept machine-verified entropy inputs.
Year 3.1
Entropy-Vault units are bolted into the vault alongside you.
Year 4 · D-Day
The biological keyholder is transitioned to permanent emeritus status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
7 percent
Average biological drift
too slow
Security latency
infinity
Annual decay maintenance
Your severance
A very nice, climate-controlled retirement box.
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