Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Biochemist jobs? · Latest report #r8dxstkk
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour pipetting precision is no match for a robot that never blinks.
Professional liquid-mover and data-gazer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human error factor.
ow.youAI▸ BIOSYNTH AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes 8,000 samples while you sleep
You manage complex protein assays, calibrate lab equipment, and meticulously record biochemical data for pharmaceutical research and development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the buffer solution crystallized when the climate control failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software captures your raw instrument readings directly into secure cloud databases.
Month 8
Robotic arms take over the repetitive pipetting and plate preparation work.
Month 16
Integrated environmental monitors remove the need for human observation of samples.
Year 2.2
Algorithms begin suggesting the next chemical trial steps for your approval.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and requires zero human presence inside.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4,200
Daily pipette repetitions
0.4 percent
Errors from fatigue
too large
Lab bench footprint
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lab-grade buffer solution.
Discussion
