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Will AI replace Biochemistry PhD Student jobs? · Latest report #cm4xdw2e
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lab notebook is just a messy dataset waiting for deletion.
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sluurp.you▸ BIOSYNTHETIX V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates 10000 protein folds during your lunch
You spend years staining cells and running synthesis trials. Soon, a cluster will run the experiments for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the buffer solution turned purple for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors log every pipetting movement directly into the cloud database.
Month 3
Robotic microscopes capture cell data without your tired human eyes.
Month 10
Compact arms mix reagents with perfect precision and no hesitation.
Month 16
Algorithms refine experimental design based on previous failed trials.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lab autonomously publishes findings before you even wake up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
200 gallons
Coffee consumed per paper
42 percent
Failed synthesis rate
infinite
Sleep lost per experiment
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed rejection letters.
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