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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better peptide yield in 2027.
Master of pipettes, servant of the tenure track.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the messy human ambition.
glub.youAI▸ SYNTHSYNTH LAB-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs 400 simultaneous experiments without complaining
You spend years managing finicky protein purification, pipette cycles, and inconsistent western blots for a pittance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the buffer pH drifts in a humid lab environment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your messy handwritten notes move to a structured cloud database.
Month 4
Robotic arms handle the repetitive pipetting cycles with actual precision.
Month 15
Vision models identify protein bands better than your tired eyes.
Year 2.2
Closed-loop systems design and run assays without your intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you reconsider your life choices.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Western Blot Errors
Zero
Grant Writing Time
Negligible
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to nature journals.
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