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Your job has an expiration date
March 25, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsEnjoy your sabbatical, because the model just published your entire thesis.
Tenured architect of abstract chemical pathways and office hours.
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Publishing papers faster than you can review.
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You lecture undergraduates and manage lab research projects. We will handle the teaching and data crunching instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain complex concepts to confused students who aren't listening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Your lecture notes are converted into interactive AI training modules.
Month 9
Vision systems guide robotic arms to perform standard reagent testing.
Month 18
A linguistic model generates successful funding requests to replace humans.
Year 2.2
Decision-making processes move to administrative software with zero delay.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The institution retires the need for biological instruction entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite loop
Papers published yearly
Zero percent
Average student confusion
Three seconds
Grant application time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own online course.
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