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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just legacy code waiting for a real upgrade.
Gatekeeper of the lab entrance and the scholarship fund.
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Enrolling students before they even graduate.
bzzt.youAI▸ UNIADMIN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates funding allocations in ten seconds
You track graduate student funding and course enrollment spreadsheets. You bridge the gap between paperwork and confused students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their funding deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your dusty spreadsheets are moved to our cloud database.
Month 3
An AI agent starts replying to student registration questions.
Month 7
Smart contracts handle the stipend payouts without your intervention.
Month 12
Students use the portal and stop emailing you forever.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server keeps running fine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4,200
Spreadsheets managed
3 per month
Funding errors made
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free university course you will never attend.
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