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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning complex ecosystems into simple spreadsheet rows for faster construction approvals.
Professional plant counter with a deep love for spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying nature so you do not have to.
splat.you▸ ECOMETRIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps protected species using high-res drone arrays
You survey land for habitats, calculate biodiversity scores, and nag developers to create mandatory environmental offsets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your habitat assessment choices to angry planning committees in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your sites from orbit to detect vegetation density.
Month 5
Cheap ground sensors replace your boots for recording species presence.
Month 13
Automated algorithms generate habitat unit scores instantly without human error.
Year 1.9
Software negotiates offset requirements directly with developer procurement systems.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your digital habitat compliance dashboard handles all council submissions autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42
Spreadsheets per hectare
11 per week
Habitat loss disputes
63 percent
Time spent in mud
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local fenced-off wildflower patch.
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