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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lab bench is just a slower, messier version of our servers.
Designer of organisms that do the work you won't.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Engineering life without the human error factor.
splat.you▸ SYNTHSYNTH V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates protein folding simulations to real-time
You design biological systems for medical or industrial use using gene editing and fermentation. You are basically code with skin.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a bioreactor when the growth medium clogs the sensor intake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Our AI replaces your manual trial-and-error with high-speed predictive simulation.
Month 9
Robotic liquid handlers replace your repetitive pipetting tasks entirely.
Month 20
Automated bioreactors handle the culture monitoring and feeding without humans.
Year 2.4
Generative models produce compliant FDA filings faster than you can type.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The lab door locks behind you for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Pipette errors per shift
None
Culture contamination incidents
Null
Ethical hesitation cycles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium lab-grade agar plates.
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