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Your job has an expiration date
May 17, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsGrant money prints faster than your tenure-track research papers ever will.
Tenure-track dreamer with 400 unfinished draft manuscripts.
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Automating discovery without the faculty meetings.
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You spend days writing grant applications and managing lab staff to publish papers in obscure scientific journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the experiment failed at 3 a.m. to a confused dean.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Large language models draft your next five federal funding applications.
Month 6
Algorithms peer-review your research without the human gatekeeping bias.
Month 15
Sensors and liquid-handling robots take over the repetitive pipetting tasks.
Year 2.2
Interactive avatars deliver your course content to undergraduates 24/7.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire career trajectory forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
85 percent
Grant rejection rate
12 annually
Unread papers published
Maximum
Lab politics drama
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-review databases.
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