Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Bioengineering Professor jobs? · Latest report #7dtigup4
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a slow-moving administrative error.
Professional gatekeeper of synthetic biology and ethical anxiety.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthesizing truth faster than your peer review.
blub.you▸ ACADEMICSYNTHESIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture via holographic projection
You juggle grant writing, lab supervision, and lecture preparation. Your research creates synthetic diagnostic tools while you debate the morality of the very things you build.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a student in the eye when failing their thesis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Large language models generate perfectly formatted grant applications that satisfy all bureaucratic funding requirements.
Month 9
Vision-guided robots manage reagent pipetting and experimental workflow in the wet lab without human intervention.
Month 18
Interactive AI avatars deliver standardized, updated biophysics curricula to students with real-time Q&A functionality.
Year 2.2
Compliance software performs automated ethics checks on research protocols, removing the need for human moral deliberation.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution replaces your salary budget with a cloud server rental, completing your total redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
92%
Grant Proposals Rejected
44%
Students Sleeping In Lectures
100%
Committee Meeting Boredom
Your severance
One free subscription to the campus library archives.
Discussion
