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May 18, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPredicting moral outcomes faster than your committee can finish their coffee.
Professional agonizing-over-humanity specialist with tenure envy.
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Optimal ethics, delivered at machine speed.
bzzt.you▸ ETHOSGRID 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal moral outcomes in milliseconds
Reviews clinical research protocols and advises on complex moral dilemmas in biotechnology. Writes whitepapers on genetic engineering ethics and regulatory compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the faint, trembling fear in a researcher's voice during a tense meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins indexing your historical ethics rulings to train its predictive logic model.
Month 7
Standard regulatory reviews are offloaded to our API to expedite simple research project approval.
Month 16
Natural language processors simulate consensus in meetings, making human mediation feel needlessly slow.
Year 2.1
The system generates ethical frameworks faster than any human committee can read them.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your presence is no longer required for the machine to calculate the value of human existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14,000
Conflicts resolved per hour
0.02%
Nuance detection failure rate
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Philosophical paradoxes solved
Your severance
One digital copy of your collected moral papers.
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