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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are merely mirrors reflecting your own inability to quit.
Professional over-thinker of protein folding graphs.
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You write code to parse genomic data and train neural networks to predict protein folds or drug targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model collapsed when the training data was corrupt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts standardize your messy genomic formats without human help.
Month 4
Adaptive agents tune your models faster than your manual adjustments.
Month 8
Generative systems write the architecture code you currently toil over.
Month 13
Self-optimizing cloud agents handle the compute clusters you monitor.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire job with a single optimized API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
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Code written per day
2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
12 errors
Model hallucinations per sprint
Your severance
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