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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pipetting skills are just manual labor for a faster machine.
Genetic material handler (mostly tubes, occasionally error-prone)
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Infinite precision at a fraction of the cost.
splat.you▸ GENOMIX-LAB PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes 96 samples in under ten minutes
You process biological samples and perform genetic sequencing tasks by hand. We have much faster ways to do this.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a centrifuge is vibrating slightly off-balance before the software does.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Our software begins logging your exact movements for future automation modeling.
Month 4
Robotic arms take over the repetitive task of sample dilution.
Month 9
Closed-loop systems now handle the entire extraction and sequencing chain.
Month 15
Vision models flag all sequencing errors faster than any human.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static server rack that never needs caffeine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 percent
Human Pipetting Error Rate
500x faster
Robot Throughput Speed
too many
Hours spent on manual dilution
Your severance
a free 3D-printed plastic pipette tip holder
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