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Will AI replace Bioinformatics Professor jobs? · Latest report #csdhkqp7
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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour grant proposals are just glorified autocomplete for biological data anyway.
Still waiting for your code to compile since 2014.
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You spend days cleaning messy genomic datasets and writing code to find patterns in protein structures. You teach.
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You can still explain why a p-value is significant to a confused grad student.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart models ingest and fix your messy genomic datasets automatically.
Month 7
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Month 16
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Year 2.2
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Year 3 · D-Day
The faculty is officially replaced by a single, quiet rack.
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