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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour scripts are just legacy code waiting for a better model.
Turning messy FASTQ files into publishable lies since graduation.
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You clean sequencing data and run alignment pipelines to interpret gene expression. Machines do it without the coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the raw files are corrupted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents detect and clean bad sequencing reads automatically.
Month 4
Large language models rewrite your messy pipelines into perfect documentation.
Month 9
Compute moves to self-scaling cloud clusters that never need maintenance.
Month 14
AI models interpret gene pathways without waiting for human interpretation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab terminates your access and the server deletes your directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9%
Pipeline uptime
Zero liters
Coffee consumed
Excessive
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute you cannot afford.
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