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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCataloging dead bugs while waiting for the heat death of servers.
Professional label reader with a microscope addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning dusty collections into searchable CSVs.
blub.you▸ TAXONSORT PRO V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes the entire collection by sunrise
You digitize physical specimen labels and cross-reference messy field notes into a database. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the frantic, coffee-stained handwriting of a nineteenth-century naturalist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras scan every label to remove your manual typing.
Month 4
A script automatically updates names by checking global biology databases.
Month 8
AI models learn to read the worst cursive from 1890.
Month 13
Software links your notes to maps without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a rack of drives and a vacuum arm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42
Average specimens categorized hourly
60 percent
Time spent squinting at faded ink
High
Risk of jar breakage
Your severance
One digital copy of a fossilized fern.
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