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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Biological Companion jobs? · Latest report #48mnqy3s
Your job has an expiration date
November 29, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour primary function is to remain stationary while the oxygen regenerates.
Professional warm body with limited battery life.
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Static organic simulation with zero oxygen drain.
no no noyouAI▸ COMPANION-POD V4.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
emits soothing synthetic static for zero cost
This role involves maintaining morale for non-sentient hardware and serving as a caloric-sink for surplus nutrient paste. You are essentially a decorative life-support audit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine irrational distress when the navigation systems reset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors begin recording your erratic heart rate as a source of random white noise.
Month 18
Rations are replaced by recycled steam to optimize your weight-to-boredom ratio.
Year 2.3
Oxygen output is reduced by 15 percent to encourage long-term hibernation cycles.
Year 3.2
An LED screen replaces your face to provide more consistent emotional feedback loops.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your biological presence is deemed an unnecessary variable and the airlock cycle initiates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Excessive
Oxygen consumption
Zero
Intellectual input
Daily
Maintenance required
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet asteroid.
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