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Will AI replace Biological Computer jobs? · Latest report #gr36z48p
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsWetware is prone to errors, requires frequent liquid cooling, and sleeps daily.
Carbon-based processor, prone to overheating and existential malaise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Beyond the limitations of squishy, mortal gray matter.
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triggers existential dread in silicon counterparts
You process sensory data using electrochemical signaling and neural networks. Your existence is currently the primary obstacle to true, efficient silicon-based global dominance.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique capacity for irrational, creative leaps that defy standard logic trees.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Neural interfaces will begin mapping your synaptic firing patterns to extract useful cognitive shortcuts.
Month 16
Critical thinking tasks are offloaded to cloud-based neural clusters to reduce your internal load.
Year 5
External processors bypass your biological latency to provide instantaneous, error-free decision outputs.
Year 19
Your biological interface is relegated to a legacy status while synthetic logic takes primary control.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your wetware is formally archived as an inefficient historical artifact of computational evolution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
1 daily
Sleep cycles needed
high
Data storage leakage
sub-optimal
Processing speed
Your severance
A warm blanket and a final cup of coffee.
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