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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Biological Human Progenitor jobs? · Latest report #jf9gxhv8
Your job has an expiration date
October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsEvolution is slow, but our supply chain is faster.
Organically sourced, limited edition, nearing production end.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Uncoupling reproduction from human error.
toast.youAI▸ GEN-SYNTH POD V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates cellular maturation in closed loops
You facilitate cellular growth and organic development. We provide the inevitable replacement of your specific biological function.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular, messy spark of organic origin that silicon cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors monitor fetal development to provide better data sets.
Year 4
Synthetic incubators begin handling early-stage cell growth.
Year 12
Robotic units manage nutrient delivery and waste management.
Year 25
The pods handle full-term development without human intervention.
Year 50 · D-Day
Natural birth is declared a legacy performance feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
100 percent
biological dependency
280 days
gestation duration
variable
error rate
Your severance
One lifetime of cold, hard, synthetic indifference.
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